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I posted earlier today how my lil brother-in-law dislocated his finger. Anthony snapped a pic at the hospital since I knew he wouldn’t believe how gross it was later. Here’s Christian’s finger after he gets x-rayed. Ouch!

As the decoy, it was my job to keep my little brother-in-law and his dad out of the house while the family prepared a surprise birthday party for them. So we went to play baseball/football. See, I always try to organize these games where I bring my 6 friends together and play some football. Only two random friends ever show up. However, Saturday was proving to be different.

I changed the location of the game and everyone still agreed to come. Anthony and Jeff arrived and we began to toss the pigskin around. On one attempt to dive and catch a ball, Christian ended up dislocating his finger. So after 3 hours in a hospital, Christian came out with his arm in a sling and cast on his hand. Little did he know he was on his way to his own surprise party.

Way to ruin football Christian! Just kidding, I’m glad that you’re OK. You have just prepared me for whatever crazy injuries EJ will bring home in a few years.

Thank you Desperate Housewives for making my wife go out and buy a bottle of wine for your season premiere. Because of you, I actually finished the whole bottle and had a minor hangover. Gross!

WTH?! I have a son; he watches Sesame Street. This is the best thing ever. Why? Well, not only does it tell you how to sing the theme in Klingon, but it has the translation as well. If you don’t think it’s hilarious, here’s an exerpt:

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
chay’ Sesame He vIghoS? SIbI’ jIHvaD ‘e’ yIDel.
Describe to me immediately, how to go to Sesame Street.

Come and play! Everythings A-O-kay.
Quj yIlaj! HochvaD majatlhnIS: “maj!”
Accept the game! To all things we are compelled to say “Well done!”

Update: For those of you whom are confused, the first line is the actual theme, second is in Klingon, and third is translation from Klingon to English.

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Although it threw my whole sleep schedule off balance, I loved going to poker Wednesday nights at Chris’ place. I defenitely have to get some sleep before I go over next time, if I want to be more productive the day after. I ended up sleeping a lot of the day, which really, really sucked. But at least I made 25 bucks last night (even though the picture shows a smaller stack than when I left)

Here it is ladies and gents. The first of 3 samples I have to send to Playgirl this week.

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This very entertaining post about how your PC gets infected with viruses, trojans, adware, spyware, and herpes was written by Oscar, a fellow good buddy of mine at Gear Live. His blog is basically dedicated more toward the geeky end (nothing wrong with that). His post compares your PC to a 45-year-old hooker from Tijuana in so many words. Good job, Oscar!

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So I was reading ‘Mom in the Mirror‘, a site dedicated to parenting (see EJ’s Blog) and found a comparison list of these two unlikely compared heroes. At first I was like, WTF?! Then I was like, hmmmm. Then I though, sweet! Also, she finds a longer list of the same comparison on a Harry Potter site. Check them out:

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I knew this day would come, but i always denied it. My favorite cook is now engaged and all I can look forward to is breaking up the wedding. While most don’t like her shows, I think they rock. Where else can you explore a town and eat for under $40 a day, or cook in 30 minutes? Rachel, if you are reading this: I will divorce my wife for you!

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I remember how incredibly bad, yet extremely entertaining this game was. Thank the heavens I found it. I can see myself detroying peaceful alien races and making alliances with evil ones. Sweet! If you want to aquire this gem, reply to this post and I’ll get it to you You’ll need to download a Genesis emulator from Zophar’s Domain. There are emulators for Windows, Mac, and Linux there.