Conversation with Spammer (Vol. 1, Issue 1)
Andrew, at one point, had gotten into a very entertaining conversation with a spammer. I thought it was hilarious (we had also read some online). I VOWED to wait until I got one through to my personal email account, and it has! BEWARE LINK IS A GOOGLE NOTEBOOK LINK TO PORN! The email follows:
From: Galen Eaton
To: A crapload of People
Subject:Take her to the seventh heaven grow
On Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 4:13 AM, Galen Eaton <gesn24@gmail.com> wrote:
not house cheer smell floor.
I decided to have some fun! Here’s my reply:
Dear Galen,
I really like your haiku! I was trying to interpret its meaning.
“Seventh Heaven Grow” sounds like a garden that you would like to take your significant other to (may I suggest Strawberry fields in Central Park, NYC?) and “not house cheer smell floor” tells me that you are unhappy with her housekeeping duties? Taking her to a garden sounds like a great idea to get her motivated with housework. Kudos to you!
I noticed you included a large group of us here. I’m glad to see that you are making more friends. Although be careful, I hear there are a lot of creepy people on the Internet.
I clicked on the link you sent me. Is that a picture of your wife or girlfriend (whom I bet inspired the poem) naked? I might add - she is LOVELY and the photos are very tasteful.
I noticed you use google notebook. I LOVE Google notebook. The link your page took me to required a credit card to sign in. As I’m sure this is an error, I hope you provide me with some credentials to view more pictures of you and your family.
So how have you been?
Best Regards!
–
Edwin Soto
I’ll let you know if I get a reply back. *crosses fingers* HERE’S HOPING!
