Elmo must DIE!
EJ got loads of gifts this year for Christmas, but this Elmo takes the cake. Before I begin ranting, I must let you know now: I HATE ELMO! ’nuff said.
*sigh*
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This godforsaken toy cost me $40 bucks. Why? It says EJ’s name, remembers his birthday, favorite foods, and songs. It’s easily programmable and is the only plush doll I know that brings a USB port and software. The damn thing has only successfully loaded the setting ONCE! Then I had to be an idiot and decide he should sing more. It has never loaded 100% ever again. All he says is “Hi EJ” in a weird, Chucky sort of way and randomly tells me its bedtime at all hours of the day - by himself. Hopefully, Toys R Us will let me grab a new one.
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Category: Rambler
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