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03/10
08:46
Everyone’s seen Eve’s Beach Fantasy right?
I couldn’t help but to sift through netflix’s instant queue (under the Stars network) and look up movies that I would love or hate. I fount this gem (Eve’s beach fantasy) and started to read some of the reviews. I read this one review that just had me rolling and thinking back to the days of Skinemax and those late night movies:
Im not going to pretend like I watched this for the plot. I wanted to watch a softcore porn and do what nature intended for me to do while I watched it. That said, this is one to pass up. Its one of those romantic soft core porns where the music covers the sound of sex. Why do people do that? Its like replacing the gunfire sounds in Saving Private Ryan with farting. And every sex scene is all in slow motion and shows close-ups of unnecessary body parts. One time they showed the girls knee. Oh yeah, bend it baby. But as softcore porns go, pass this one up. Its un-erotic and just a waste of your time.
After reading that, I almost want to watch it in a group accompanied by a drinking game. Feel free to add the rules of said drinking game in the comments section.
If you’re interested in more hilarious reviews of this movie check it out.
